I’m Dilbert. I’ve been working as a Software Engineer for over 30 years. I like to innovate to solve challenging problems using technology. I work with a great Engineering team, but we have a good-for-nothing and clueless manager, who can be replaced with a monkey and the change would be for the better.
On a personal front, I live with two amazing pets - Dogbert and Ratbert, and three dinasours - Bob, Rex and Dawn - who’re hiding from the rest of the world. I’m single and have few friends due to my poor social skills, but I usually spend my time playing with computers and technology.
Life Advice
Here are a few things I’ve learned over the years,
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
All of your co-workers are fools. You must learn to pity and tolerate them.
There are very few problems that can’t be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Publications
- Dilbert, Ratbert: “Effects of having a dog and a dinasaur in the same house”, Journal of Wierd Studies
- Alice, Dilbert, Wally: “Efficient ways to deal with a dumb manager”, Conference of Frustrated Engineers
Contact Me
No thanks, I have enough problems of my own to deal with.